Man, what a great holiday season it's turning out to be! I've barely had time to blog I've been so busy shopping at Saks and Zabar's and Lord & Taylor for my fam and peeps. And I've got quite a wish list of my own which I've distributed to same, as well as Bentley, my Man O' The Week, who works at Goldman Sachs and so far hasn't been indicted. And my book Young Republican, Yuppie Princess should be out shortly, although not, unfortunately, in time for Christmas, but no matter, you can read it in January when it's cold and dark and snowy and spring seems light-years away.
That traitorous Julian "Wikileaks" Assange turned himself in to police this week! What a wonderful Christmas gift, maybe now authorities can put an end to this dirty little spy's antics. It's just appalling to me that he's been able to get away this long with spilling so many hundreds of thousands of state secrets. Although I don't really know why I need to know that the French president is egotistical or that Vladimir "Comrade" Putin is an "alpha dog." Well of course he is, that's why he's a world leader! Aren't they all?
Oops, forgot about our own world leader, who's more of a whipped puppy than an alpha dog - Commiebama did the right thing for a change (Call the doctor! Is he sick???) and agreed to extend the Bush tax cuts for the rich. Really, I can't imagine why Americans wouldn't support this - where are we without the rich? Who creates all those jobs for America? Who is handing out all those nice fat exec compensation checks to keep Ferrari and Veuve Clicquot in business?
Man, it's going to be a great holiday season. And now we can count down the days until Commiebama's out of office and the Party of Lincoln and Ronald Reagan takes over the country completely and makes America safe once again for capitalism and liberty!!!
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