Fresh off another G20 summit where fuck all got accomplished and nattering on about the START treaty with the Russians (the more time I spend in the 21st century, the less worried I am about the piddly-ass Russians and more concerned about psycho camel humpers with a hate-on for America), Commiebama announced he's ready to rumble with the Republicans.
Okay, he didn't put it in quite those terms but it was close enough - he said tax cuts for the rich "usually won't boost the economy and we can't afford it." Which is Obamaspeak for, "I hate the rich because they're smarter and richer than me and if I had my way they'd turn all their money over to the Democraps to distribute to welfare queens, crack whores and AIDS-ridden homosexuals who were too stupid to wear a condom."
Of course, repealing Obamacare is at the top of the GOP's priority list, because Americans don't want affordable healthcare, they want JOBS, dammit, and they want them NOW! Who cares about going to the doctor if you can't afford to do it? What has Obama done to create jobs? The unemployment rate is still at just under 10% and is not expected to dip below 8% for at least a few more years (hey, who's going to be President for a few more years? Huh? WHO?)
What we need is a good crime program, maybe a few billion to build more prisons the way Canada is doing, because the middle class is disappearing along with their jobs and you know what happens when poor people get pissed off. Crime, vandalism, drugs, murder - it ain't gonna get any better, folks! I've got a gun in New York City and I know how to use it. (Hey - burnt-out Wall Street cokeheads are just as desperate as crackhead lowlifes in the Bronx!)
So give them hell on Capitol Hill, my fellow Republicans! And wear your Kevlar vests when you do!
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