Man, I wanted to come back here and really rub liberals' faces in their recent trouncing but I just didn't have time. My book is coming out shortly and I had to spend my evenings last week in Extreme Proofreading mode. No time for Fox News, no time for YouTube moments of glory relived over and over again, no time to count the Republican winners who will destroy Obama's dreams of a Consumer Protection Agency or whatever (sounds like a Mafia racket!), just going through my golden words of wisdom to make sure everything was spelled properly and was grammatically, syntactically, and punctually correct. (Or punctuatedly? Well whatever!)
Young Republican, Yuppie Princess will be out shortly. It tells the gripping tale of the idiot adventure my college friends and I went on in 1984 when our idiot friend Hacker opened up a portal to another world in his shower. It was awful. I came within an inch of my life to a fate worse than death. But I made it out alive, and now I time-travel, once again thanks to Hacker, to 2010 to laugh at liberals but also, I admit, to try and save the Republican Party which has fallen quite far from the days of Ronald Reagan.
Well, at least no one ever hears from the Religious Reich anymore. Did Republicans finally kick them out of the Party?
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