Liberals just don't CARE that nutty terrorists with a hate-on for freedom are trying to kill us all! It's been nothing but whine whine whine this week about the new TSA rules that stipulate airline travelers must either go through a full body scan or submit to a physical check to make sure they're not storing explosives in their underwear like the Christmas Bomber last year. Even some misguided Republicans are complaining about it.
Some nutbag threatened TSA with a lawsuit if they touched his nutbag after he refused the body scan. He was, rightly, arrested. I mean, how were they to know whether he was a terrorist or not? Because a terrorist packing the most serious kind of heat would NOT want to go through a body scan machine, you know. Nor would he want either a man or a woman touching his Precious. Those Muslims, they have very strict rules about contact with a woman, and, of course, homosexuality! So, that's how you tell who's a terrorist! Because a real American wouldn't object to our government doing what it must to keep us safe. Hell, even Obama agreed on this point, and when's the last time he actually got something right?
Look, if you're fat or have a prosthesis or a penile implant or you're on your period or whatever, just suck it up and do it for America! Go through the body scanner with the full knowledge that even if the X-ray does wind up on YouTube some day, there's no way in hell anyone's gonna know it's you unless your mommy still sews your name into all your clothes. And you guys need to stop worrying about whether it's totally gay to let another man touch your stuff.
So SPREAD 'EM, baby!!! It's only gay if you ENJOY it!
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